My goodness! Your writing... amazing! Chase=captain obvious.

Loved these parts especially:

"House hopes he’s right. Wilson doesn’t need another girlfriend, and House doesn’t want another Wilson’s girlfriend, and this doesn’t strike House as immature, not yet."

Among other things. Oh and "“New plan, troops. Now we’re looking for anything that rolled up into paper balls.”" should be "that is" or "that's".

Love your work. =)) Did you get my Wilson picture? I posted it in a comment but am not sure if it actually showed up.