Hmm, I'm thinking that you're Deniro, seeing as he plays the straight man, normal, root-for type of guy a lot, which works so well...but the real gems are when he goes batshit and does something unexpected. And bonus points in that when he plays some sort of sex fiend, you know he's winning an Oscar. Basically, I love that your fics can be batshittily sex fiendy AND incredibly realistic and powerful and in-character at the same time. It's uh, let's say "rare."

Pacino, on the other hand, just deals out awesome shit, doesn't take crap before his morning coffee, and talks with his hands a lot, and you get the feeling he's probably got a really perverted sense of humor. Needless to say, the similarities between him and bmax are endless. ;) Lol, I've told her multiple times that she does in fact live with House and Wilson, because her dialogue is so spot on, as is everything else she does.