Of tea bags and chocolate pudding

[verbal_kint]

 Everything went swell this morning. I'm not even in a lot of pain, it's more like "wow my cheeks feel 7 sizes too big." I do think I'll take a few Demerol before bed, but mostly I've been managing on ibuprofen and bags of frozen peas on my cheeks. What sucks is that there's all this bloody gunk on my stitches and I have to bite down on tea bags (we ran out of gauze) until it goes away. Waste of tea if you ask me. Anyways, thanks for all the well wishes this morning. Tune in for tomorrow when I get to eat semi-solid food. Spaghettios, fuck yes.