Shower Shoes

It's not based on a story, but the title is a rip on this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_You_Give_A_Mouse_A_Cookie, a children's book.

Wow, thank you so much. I'm incredibly flattered, and so relieved that you didn't think it was overly dramatic. Seriously, your comments have made my evening. :)

As for second person, future tense--honestly, I just get bored writing same old same old, I'm really glad you liked it though.

Thanks again for reading and taking the time to comment, enjoy the holidays!